Monday 29 June 2015

This is why

This image basically sums up why I love creating CG comics.

Thing is, being of the 'dreamer' persuasion means I just want to be away with the fairies most of the time, floating in a spaceship cabin, just being in the middle of an infinite starfield with nothing but a few good books and someone with smooth skin to stroke.
Why is that? Why do I want to ignore my work and life and just be away somewhere with no rules, no agenda, just stars and cup-a-soup?

Ok, not cup-a-soup; some decent space sushi wouldn't go amiss.

Maybe it's because of the allure of a life with no responsibility, no work or money stress. Just sex, just floating around and nibbling. Maybe I want to be a teenager again; man that was good times. But at the time you don't appreciate it, do you? You just think everything's unfair and you wish things would move faster and you could get a job and a mortgage and a dog and people would respect you.

But the truth is you're free and fit and can sleep in until 4pm and wake up with the smell of the girl/boy whose bedroom you snuck into, wait for them to get back from college. Quietly so their parents don't know you're in the house.

Nothing better.


So this scene is going to be a homage to what it is to be a teenager; that time when your only stress is what other people think of you, and you're so eager to please, so eager to learn.

Yes indeedy.

Lots of learning to be done.

Yes ma'am.

*cold shower*

Wednesday 17 June 2015

Comic 16: Bum Deal

http://bit.ly/16bumdeal
Comic 16 is here, baby!!! 52 pages, each one of them a rare and high-quality treat, I'm sure you'll agree :D

Well, I mean... see what you think. I like this one though, it's better than the last stupid one in that shower; that was stupid. Well, they're all fairly stupid, but you know, sexy high-jinx in space is always worth a read either way.

DOWNLOAD the zip file >>>
(the download zip button is at the top of that page)
(or you can view on g.e-hentai here)

Let me know what you think :)

Sample pages:

Friday 12 June 2015

Comic audit time

 So right, someone pointed out not all the links on the comic page were active, and though they could have googled for torrents or even full d/l zips of my older comics, it would be easier if I just uploaded the comics somewhere right? There are even a few 'Shentai'-branded versions of comics kicking about, which sucks. Whoever the fuck Shentai are, they seem to want to put their logo on things they didn't create. But we forgive them for being douchenuggets, don't we, internet? Yes we do. Being Shentai is their crime, it is also their punishment xxx.

Anyway, I've uploaded the definitive versions of the comics again to my Google Drive and you can download them as zipped folders of jpegs using the links below. If you're an old fan, there's nothing new here, no secret renders or re-done scenes or anything exciting, just correct comics.

If you're a new visitor and haven't come across my comics before, it's worth noting there is an order to them, as is strongly implied by the simple numbering system. For example, '01' is the first comic, and '08' is the eighth comic. You may be able to work the rest out from there.

If you are new, the short version of what my comics are about is: well, let's be honest, incest plays a strong role. And space. And boobs and willies and bums and jokes about Ally Mcbeal and Columbo and making tea. It's basically what I wonder about when I have a spare moment late at night and I want to journey into space where ridiculously idealised males and females prance about in the buff and get inappropriately familiar with each other.

It's a wonderful, rich tapestry of nonsense that follows some slight chronological order. So if you jump in at number 05: Spymaster (for example), you would be forgiven for thinking (a) What the hell is going on?, and (b) This is shit! These would be fair statements, but rest assured if you read them in order they will likely appear less shit. And if you have a massive binge and read them all in one go, you'll likely get utterly obsessed with the whole plot and even if you thought incest was stupid before, you'll likely garner a new and unrewarding sense of the hotness of it. I did; before making these comics I had no interest in incest whatsoever! I know! True story. But now look at me; incest and manipulation are like the pivotal plot facets, constantly rearing their ugly and misshapen heads.

I'm sure Freud would give me a jolly good headbutt, but be slightly confused that my mother hasn't appeared anywhere in the comics.

Glad we've cleared that up.

Incest aside, the comics get better looking as they progress, as I learnt how to render more gooder as time went by. That's the nice thing about a hobby; if you spend hours and hours on it, you'll get better at it, even if you're an idiot.

Right. Enough about comics. What's the news with you lot then? Google now reckons 9% of my visitors are female, so we're gently improving the sausage-to-gash ratio (yes that's a gross way of putting it, no I don't care), which is super dooper.

Oh yeah, the next comic, which I very nearly basically promised in my last blog post - I know there's only an hour or so of work to be done on it, but I've been absolutely rammed with real-world events taking over my 'hobbying' time, so I'm afraid we're not on course to complete it before next week I'm afraid. Sorry about that. Not very sorry though; hey, it's a free comic. It's a good one though. So much better than Fap Club.

My goodness is it better, yes indeedy sir.

Yes indeed.


Download them in bulk:
(nb. when you click a link, the zip download icon is at the top of the page)

Download them separately:
(nb. when you click a link, the zip download icon is at the top of the page)
 http://bit.ly/16bumdealhttp://bit.ly/fapclubhttp://bit.ly/comicfirmware


Wednesday 3 June 2015

Four bottoms. Simple as that.

This isn't like a "Hey look at these renders!" sort of thing, this is more of a "Hey I've just done the front cover and only one of these bottoms made it, so here's the other ones because otherwise it'd be a waste because they're all lovely" sort of thing.

Weird thing is, considering how buoyant Becky's boobs are, I actually had to dial them lower and apart quite a bit in order that they were visible under her arms...

Stupid detail I know, but I notice these things; no sideboob can be a real problem. I mean what a waste! It'd be a shame not to show off some tiny modicum of those assets.

I guess that sounds hugely sexist but I did a similar thing for the last comic cover for Xho's wang. That thing needed to be at *juuust* the right angle so it didn't look like he was just holding a chipolata there. So it's not sexist, I promise, it's just being a bit of a mental perfectionist and trying to get the right view of the choicest bits. 

Maybe not sexist, maybe just objectifying. Still, doing it for both genders gets me off the hook I reckon. Off the sexist hook and onto the shallow hook. 

The *sexy* shallow hook.
Bonus points if you guess what the front cover's going to look like. I mean I know it sounds like an impossible feat, but judging purely on her pose; if you know the answer it is pretty obvious. So whose pose is that? What's going to feature in the next comic?!?!! (No there won't be multiple Beckys; this is just lighting tests).