Meet the crews...

Left to right: Main crew: Xho, Ix, Becky, Tom, Zan.
Wraith crew: Lucy (Luce), Hayley... oh snap hold on..

I've occasionally pondered doing a Top Trumps -style lineup of the crew, gauging each person's vital stats. Maybe I will one day; mug shots and special skills, strengths weaknesses, heights and other metrics. Favourite foods, amount of time spent per day gazing at the stars, favourite positions, frequency of masturbation, gin and tonic or pina coladas; stuff like that.

Ix is obviously a straight Vodka/ Jägerbomb drinker, Becky's more into red wine or g&t; Tom just goes for shit lager no doubt. Or an occasional Guinness if there are other men around and he doesn't want to seem too shallow.

But for now, here's a little lineup of our lovelies (click that pic for the mega-sized version). Just the goodies on this one, because who gives a toss about the height of baddies, eh? Not me, no siree. And there's only really one baddie knocking about the place at the moment: Admiral Fabuloso. He's likely to be as short as Ix and Xho anyway, they seem to have a limited species vertical growth.. maybe their planet is higher Gee than Earth? That might help explain why Ix is such a badass; better muscle quality and density than the Earthicans. Hey storytelling is fun! You can just make it up! Mind=blown

The eagle-eyed among you will notice that Ix grew by four or five inches between her appearance in Pilot Plaything and her recent outings in Pegasus' Wraith. I'd like to say this was a purposeful and subtle increase in size to demonstrate her growth and spinal decompression in the lower (0.8) gee environment of the spaceship, but the truth is after a few comics with her at about 4'2", I just thought she was a bit too damn short and so bumped her up to the towering colossus she is now! No wait, let's stick with the theory that she grew slowly due to months aboard the 0.8 gee spaceship, because if you're from a high-gee planet, that probably would happen, and the theory makes my randomly-changing-people's-heights seem less incompetent :D

Hey the lower gee spaceship would also explain Becky's breasts! Since my initial utopian design of the character, her nips have always pointed slightly to the ceiling, but in some scenes it just seems silly, like inhumanly pert. They sort of float ... but then if you've grown up and trained and developed your boobs in 0.8 gee (or the 0.6 gee of an orbital station College), you actually would have much more firm, high boobs. Damn that girl, this is seeming more real I NEED TO GET INTO SPACE, STAT

Oh shit I totally forgot Victor!!! Sorry Victor old bean, no offence matey boy. Ah well I think he's a little taller than Tom; probably about 6'4". No I can't be bothered to render it again to add him in. Just imagine he's off to the side, trying to restart again.

Damn, I *KNEW* there were too many females in there! Well, we'll have to have a proper boys-only comparison sometime then - who's the strongest (Victor), who's got the biggest willy (?), who can drink the most beer (Tom), etc etc.

Anyway, before I get totally into this made-up-dimensions shenanigans, let's change the subject. Google now thinks around 5% of visitors to my blog are female! Hooray some semblance of diversity at least; to be honest it's a relief just to step off the 100% male prediction that Google made initially, that just didn't seem right. As time ticks on Analytics will have a better chance at plotting the demographics more accurately (it hides the minority groups totally until it has enough stats from them, hence the 0% female initial stats), but it doesn't really matter - it's just fun trying to guess the sort of people that are into the things that I am!

Hey have a good Thursday, people. And if you're reading this on another day, sucks to be you: Thursday was ***THE BEST***